Official Pokemon Thread

Speaking of that, I fucking HATE Evee's new evolution in Pokémon X/Y, Slyveon.

I've liked every other Evee evolution until now too.

I wish I was dead now.

I have now lived to see the day the new generations of Pokémon go back and ruin the original fucking badass legendary. I mean, my childhood feels raped and full of newfag semen after finding out that form is real.

Why? Fucking WHY? Why in fuck’s name do all legendaries need so many fucking forms now? Why do they have to go back and give one to Mewtwo? It looks so fucking stupid, which isn’t a shocker at this point.

This better be an entirely separate Pokémon, not a alternate form for Mewtwo. Also, it better not carry over into the games.

R.I.P Pokémon
1996-2013

I'm talking about THIS abomination.

I don't think that's Mewtwo at all. He was cloned to be the perfect Pokemon, he comes from Mew the original, which has no evolution, he doesn't have anything like that.

Well, I've recently been hearing that it's actually NOT an alternate form of Mewtwo, but rather a new separate Pokémon that has some kind of connection to Mewtwo.

I sure hope that's true, at least that wouldn't ruin Mewtwo.

maybe Team Rocket just couldn't cut the cloning and decided to clone the clone.

I'm seriously thinking is some kind of "failed clone".

It's too stupid to realize that tails belong on your ass lol.

Here it is in-game.

never understood why Scyther couldn't fly...

My Espeon breaks bitches.
http://www.pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-14474237

I just battled a guy with only one Pokémon. Kingler was all I needed though.
http://www.pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-14476021

Terrible news.

Apparently that Mewtwo looking Pokémon is in fact an alternate form for Mewtwo, not a separate Pokémon.

R.I.P Pokémon
1996-2013

I'm sure that'll be ignored, like Marvel's clone saga.....or the existence of Jar Jar Binks.

Thor Mod of Thunder wrote:I'm sure that'll be ignored, like Marvel's clone saga.....or the existence of Jar Jar Binks.

I mean, that fact that they would even DO this shit.

Just....goddammit no.

not the worst thing people have done in a fiction.

Thor Mod of Thunder wrote:not the worst thing people have done in a fiction.

It's pretty high up there.

Especially considering the status Mewtwo holds among the Pokémon universe.

Seriously, this is on the same scale as giving Darth Vader a new suit with the helmet on his ass.

My Typhlosion has a big dick.
http://www.pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-14929755

Scizor keeping his pimp claw strong.
http://www.pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-14961408

Wow...I just saved myself by turning the whole battle around with my Toxicroak lol.

http://www.pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-15006675

[quote=Alpha]Gardevoir:
Black Holes
can telekinetically rip space and time
Mindfuck
Telekinesis
Reality Warping
Mind Control
Telepathy
Mind Reading
Precognition
Clairvoyence
Sensing
Sleep Inducement
Instant Kill via Destiny Bond
Healing
Trick Room-Hax that makes the slower beings fast and the faster ones slow
Confusion Inducement
Paralysis INducement
Protect-an indestructable hax forcefield
A crapton of energy attacks
Calm Mind-boosts Energy attack power and non physical attack durability with game mechanics can be used 6 times
[/quote]
Thread>http://lounge.moviecodec.com/vs-forum/gardevoir-and-gallade-vs-killer-bee-285017/2LOL

What?

Alpha wrote that shit.
Gardevoir with reality warping.
Lmao
well i know that the Sapphire pokedex mentioned that it can create small black holes though.

Alpha is pretty dumb.

Yup.

*King Volvagia* wrote:Yup.

So...have you heard?

https://realtalkforums.forumotion.com/t8p45-the-legend-of-zelda-discussion-thread#4226